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  Julian M. Stern

tl;dr

Congrats, you found the secret "Too long; didn't read" page!
Below are links to my work in stand up, sketch, screenwriting, and journalism. (Without all that "Julian's life story" getting in the way!)

Stand Up.
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Hot. Mean. Smart. Fancy. [Stand-Up Album]
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#1 Show @ The Clubhouse (L.A.)
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Laugh Index Theater Festival @ Bier Baron (D.C.)

Journalism/Prose.
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Don't Worry About Jack Vettriano. Brut Force.
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The "About Us" Page of Every Digital Media Agency. McSweeney's.
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A Night in Vegas with "Pawn Stars."
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Maxim Does "Gold Rush."
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Snoop Lion Spends Our Cash! Maxim.
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How Guys Feel About Vibrators. Women's Health. (Hell yeah, I put a pic of a vibrator on my website. We're normalizing this shit, folks.)
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What He Wants You to Do (And Say) When He Can't Get It Up. Women' Health.

Scripts.
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When narcissistic, optimistic podcaster Edgar Lundy is down on his luck and his listens, he sets out to con the subject of (and suspect in) a true crime podcast to make a name for himself. [Half-hour, single cam comedy]
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The animated adventures of a perpetually starstruck 12-year-old and her bookworm best friend as they chase larger-than-life celebrities through the exciting melting pot of 1940s D.C. [Half-hour, animated children's show]
Sketch.
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Trader Joe's Tasty Training Treats #1 (1:16) Directed by Matt Shapiro
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Trader Joe's Tasty Training Treats #2 (1:04) Directed by Matt Shapiro
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Trader Joe's Tasty Training Treats #3 (1:40) Directed by Matt Shapiro
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Dumbledore at the Roast of Harry Potter (6:55) Performed Live at Nerdmelt.
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Galentine's Day for Comedy Central (3:01) Written by Alisha Ketry. Dir. Brandon Dermer. Starring Aya Cash, Daniel Nguyen, Ego Nwodim, Kiran Deol, and ME in the bittiest of bit parts, but I've included it because I get blown up by a laser cannon and who doesn't wanna see that?
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Slumberfest classic "Gold Prospectors." (2:11) Performed with Chris Milliken
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